So these are the guys in Legion that take hot Earth chicks and force them to dance in their shows/music videos. Um, yeah:

Aftrei Abelon - Former lead vocalist. His singing style is similar to that of Paul Di'anno. Total skinhead. Bald do is completely un-metal, and thus, he leaves the band to pursue a totally gay alternative/hard rock career.

Balor Hatebuilder - Lead guitarist and current lead vox. Fucking sadistic. Guitar style on par with Yngwie Malmsteen, singing on par with Alexi Laiho. Grows spikes from his head for show.

Orgrish Oathbreaker - Bassist and chief songwriter. Writes about millions of topics ranging from death and murder to gothicism and violent reactions to bad relationships. The slave-chick thing was his idea.

Hadrian Shortaxe - Rythm guitarist. Listed as #1 Most Wanted on 8 planets and #11 in 127 countries on Earth. Try as he may, he has failed to become addicted to any harmful drug, though he can never get enough Vitamin C.

Malthus Miwurgond - Fastest keyboardist in the Vast Expanse. Born from a human mother and Jupiterian father in Iceland. Solo style is like a mix of Beethoven, Vivaldi and Janne Warman.

Shovelhand B-15c - Orthretavian-made drumdroid. Programmed with tempos up to 900 bpm, 8,628 sounds, endless knowledge and malicious intent, and a multitude of missiles, guns and lasers.

Egan Karnoupakis - Igksonoxian God of Dusk and Dawn. Performs backup vocals using telepathic wavelengths and boosts record sales by means of hypnotic suggestion. Flies the band's Morteor across the cosmos, giving them the second largest target audience in the universe.